Strong Protan

Today the universe is playing the game of “How many languages can we make Tom work in before noon, just to see if his brain might start leaking.”

omegaling:

I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

omegaling:

I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

(via igotkittypryde)

unexplained-events:

The Mata Mata Turtle

Found mostly in South America. Its shell resembles bark, and its head resembles fallen leaves, making it an expert at camouflage. It is also an expert at looking like my nightmares.

(via thefrogman)

Fucking powershell. Bastard spawn of python and php.

recursivities:

I was just cleaning, I did not even realize this happened for like 3 hours

recursivities:

I was just cleaning, I did not even realize this happened for like 3 hours